i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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