oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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