What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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