I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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