dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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