i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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