I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
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