she was so not down for the gang bang
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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