Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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