There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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