I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize