If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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