Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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