i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize