Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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