The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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