I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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