I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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