Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Randomize
