i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Randomize
