Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
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