TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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