she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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