You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I think your dad took our porno
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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