how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
i dont even know how to be here
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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