like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
cat food counts as protein by the way
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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