Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
