Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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