he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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