I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
farters have to be the big spoon...
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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