btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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