Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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