He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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