please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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