I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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