One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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