I hope mine doesn't look like that
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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