i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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