He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Randomize
