I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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