I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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