walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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