I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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