she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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