Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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