The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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