I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
