She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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