another moral hangover. fuck.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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