dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I want to make a zoo with you.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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