Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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